The Cabbage Heads
Dumber than a bag of hammers…
“USB”
Once tried to charge his phone in a toaster.
“Loose Change”
Always broke. Never knows how.
“Side Quest”
Left for cigarettes in 2009...
“Dial-Up”
Still waits for things to “load” in real life.
“Roadkill”
Got hit by a shopping cart and still tells the story like a war injury.
"Pothole"
Trips on flat ground.
“Backwash”
Has never once grabbed the correct beer — still drank it anyway.
“Sketch Pad”
Nobody knows what he does — but everyone’s sure it’s illegal.