{"id":151,"date":"2017-06-03T09:17:06","date_gmt":"2017-06-03T09:17:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cabbagepatchbar.com\/staging\/7042\/faq\/"},"modified":"2026-02-18T16:02:50","modified_gmt":"2026-02-18T21:02:50","slug":"faq","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cabbagepatchbar.com\/staging\/7042\/faq\/","title":{"rendered":"FAQ"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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You can’t make this\u00a0 shit up…<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t

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Yes. Please ask for the broccoli margarita at the bar.<\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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No. We also accept pickup trucks, lawn mowers, bicycles, and poor life choices.<\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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Not at all. You\u2019ll probably have the place to yourself and a personal bartender named Steve.<\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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Absolutely. As long as it can hold its liquor.<\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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Depends on the family.<\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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No. We just aggressively hug while covered in mayonnaise for tradition.<\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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No. We politely ask you to balance them on the fence.<\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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Yes.<\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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Only if you fear laughter, loud engines, and making new friends.<\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

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That\u2019s between you and your bartender. Tip Well!<\/p><\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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